👉 A 'ortgage for 250k house' is like asking your neighbor to pay for a cozy, 250-square-foot treehouse with a fancy moat and dragon guardianship. Imagine the stress of making monthly payments that could stretch your credit card balance to the size of a small island! Here's an edgy example: "I've got a mortgage for a 250k dollar house, and I swear the lender thinks I'm going to need a 'home equity loan' to make it work."
